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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

You are Herpes and We all Have to Deal with You

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Dec 13, 2011 at 7:16 PM

Here's the deal, roommates new boyfriend: I didn't decide to date you, and I also didn't decide to live with you; BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE! Somehow you take more showers, use more utilities, and hang out at my own house more often than I do. I'm sick of giggle & kissy noise fest, I know you're a new couple and it was kind of adorable for the first minute. Then you didn't leave. Somehow everyone living here has to deal with you, and only one person likes you—I just hope that is fleeting. Find a place to live and hang out there, I am sick of seeing you every damn day!

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