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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Dear Hair

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Dec 15, 2011 at 3:36 PM

Again I plea with you, hair stop growing. I do not need little spiky hairs on my chin. I do not need my lady mound to grow to braiding length. I do not need hobbit toes.

Please hair. Stop growing.

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