Please techie people. Move forward the chip implant which will be the solution for my laziness of pulling out my CC everytime I buy something. How hard can that be? You retards. That technology should have been implanted some 3 years ago. It will make purchases faster, and every hippie dream come true. The disappearance of physical money as we know it. It has been proven and refined on dog chips since dogs know when. Hurry with that now! It will make the lanes move faster at the supermarket so I can go home and watch football more comfortably.
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