Hey jerk on 22nd and Halsey! I asked for your help! I was being followed and attacked by a crazy drunk for sticking up for someone. He was going to beat and rob me! your response was " Can you guys not do this in front of my house?" You passive aggressive yuppy coward! What the fuck is wrong with you?! I was flailing my arms asking for help. That man was attacking and harassing people at Fred Meyer and had followed and chased me that far for standing up to him. Can we not do this in front of your house?! Is the presentation of your property so important that you can't guts up to help someone who obviously needs it? You were brave enough to sit in your car and worry about the sidewalk in front of your home. Oh well! At least you looked like a punk in front of your kids.
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