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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tator Tits

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 7:37 PM

We were trying to enjoy a nice family brunch at SlappyCakes last week. You, your lady and two little ones were seated next to us.
I had to feed my little one and took discreet measures to not disrupt anyone's meal. Gradually my hand position had shifted revealing my breast and if your child hadn't had said "look daddy a booby", I probably wouldn't have noticed. I adjusted and it was eventually exposed again.
I wasn't really embarrassed at all and it was all good until you took out your iPhone and started acting like you were doing something other than taking photos of my tit.
You were soo obvious, it was almost painful.
We're you video taping me? Do you wack off to that stuff?
You are disgusting and shame on you for creating such a horrible vibe.
Hopefully your lady reads this and kicks you in the nuts you perverted creep. You were with your family for fucks sake!

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