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Thursday, December 29, 2011
This Cougar is OUT
Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Dec 29, 2011 at 10:21 PM
Thanks young sluts of Portland, for all the good times. But you lack experience, come too quickly, are just weird, and/or make my sheets smell like booze the next morning. Not to be ungrateful or anything, but yeah, this Cougar is moving on. :)
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