I don't know how many times I've heard people bitch and whine about the weather here in the Northwest. "It rains too much here," "It's so gray all the time," "Is the sun ever going to come out?" Frankly, I'm tired of it. I mean, why don't you people just move elsewhere? Why do you put yourself though all this discomfort by choice? Do I dare assume that you tolerate 8-9 months of weather you obviously hate so that you can enjoy the rest of the year's mild climate? Are you here only for the scene? Dear God, you're not here because Portland is "cool" and "weird" are you? If so, then you have no right to complain about the weather. Buck it up, shut it up or fucking move the hell somewhere else. Enough with the bitching and whining already! Seriously.
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