Dear patrons of the second run brew theaters, You paid a fraction of the cost to see a movie that has been out for months at this point. You are watching this movie at a place where people are served beer, not just a glass but allowed pitchers. You are not watching a criterion collection masterpiece, in fact you are probably watching something that requires laughter and comments like Weekend at Berney's or Troll 2. So here's what I'm asking you to do: pull the tampon you fell on out of your butthole and chill the frack out. "people are trying to enjoy the movie" yes I know I am a people too. If I Need to vocalize my fear for the woman looking behind shower curtains, that is my right! Don't tell me to shut it down! You shut it down! Take a rage dump and leave it behind you, relax and ENJOY the movie.
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