Do you have any idea how much I want a kid? I'm in a good position too. I have a good job, good health insurance, good credit score and can buy a house.
But let's see, am I pregnant? No. But who is? Overweight broke ass student, girl with "ME" (but is probably just a hypochondriac) that is married to a big fat fucking ugly goth. Dumbass who thought that PCOS made her infertile and that she was cured with amethyst.
I fucking hate you all. The only thing I want is a baby. But while you goddamned wastes of space get pregnant I am childless. Fuck you all.
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