I get it, your some PNCA graduate and therefore chronically unemployable, and that's why you will forever be tending bar in some shit hole. I realize the job doesn't pay much but if you want to supplement your income by selling cocaine out of the bar you work at you really need to be more discrete about it. The only thing more obvious than you drug dealing is your hipster douche bag clientele endlessly parading in and out of the bathroom three at a time.
How the fuck you aren't in jail just amazes me.
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