Fuck you to the piece of shit who smashed out my passenger side window last night. I WAS broke. now I'm broke with a broken window that I can't afford to repair in the middle of winter. On the bright side, thank you for looking through my glove box for whatever you thought was in there besides my registration and insurance cards. You are such a fucking moron that you left the $1,500 dollars worth of cymbals sitting right there in front of your fuckhead face. I am truly thankful to the universe for protecting me on that one.
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