Satirizing Portland and More with State Fair of the Union
You aren't a baby anymore at 21. Your poor parenting of your infant daughter disgusts me beyond words. There is no excuse not to change diapers, do laundry, or nurture the child you chose to have. I fully support your ex taking care of the baby permanently now that I know the extent to your shitty parenting. I will even support his efforts on record, in court if I have to when formal custody is arranged. I am relieved that the baby is on a plane back to her father at this very minute. You only had her for a week this time and chose to go out and party rather than take care of your daughter. If any of you see my sister getting trashed at Dirty or some other shit hole club, remind her that going to a lame club is far from her first mistake.
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