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Monday, January 23, 2012

Hot Tubs Should Be A Hate Free Zone

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 9:47 PM

To the two ignorant freaks that were in the hot tub with me tonight debating on whether or not they were more skinheads, or greasers, I hate you. I knew I disliked you when you made snide comments about my tattoos. I loathed you even more when you were arguing about whether or not the type of pomade you used for your hair was more superior than the others. I'm sorry, but I thought "skinheads" had no hair? Is your pomade seeping through your scalp into your brain cells? Associating yourself with a subculture that supports the mass murder of innocent people is NOT FUCKING COOL. You may think you're so punk rock, so anti-social norm. But really, you're anything but. You're everything people grow to hate about Portland. You pick a terrible stereotype to fit into, and you think your way is the only way. Personally, I think you should just identify with the Greaser category. Bursting into random song would be much more pleasant.

 

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Wait a minute...to hear pretty much anyone else who ever writes in to this thing, I'm supposed to be incoherently angry about Hipsters. Now I'm told that skinheads are "everything people grow to hate about Portland"? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN GENERALIZING MIIINDS!
Posted by rich bachelor on January 24, 2012 at 10:39 AM · Report
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Troll is obvious.
Posted by tap tap tap on January 24, 2012 at 11:03 AM · Report
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Let me Google that for you:

Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinheads_Aga…
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 24, 2012 at 12:31 PM · Report
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So, WHAT TYPE of self-identified skinhead were these two greasers arguing about?
Posted by DamosA on January 24, 2012 at 12:49 PM · Report
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@1...they both suck as long as we are generalizing
Posted by The Showstopper on January 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM · Report
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So, how was the hot tub sex?
Posted by mars on January 24, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report
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skind heads could be suedeheads too, so I dont know what to do with so much ignorance about a certain specific of a demographic culture that someone in this Blog lacks about.
Posted by Leaky on January 24, 2012 at 4:33 PM · Report
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Anon, there is basically no way you could find yourself in that situation without being a d-bag scenester yourself.
Posted by Blabby on January 24, 2012 at 5:02 PM · Report
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Also, if you're a man and you find yourself discussing hair products in public, you've already lost. I don't even know what the competition is, but you've lost it.
Posted by Blabby on January 24, 2012 at 5:10 PM · Report
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This post makes no sense. Hot tub? At the hot tub shop on Stark? In the "soaking pool" at McMenamins? At some hipster house? Why the fuck were you in a hot tub with the pomade preeners in the first place? WTF?
Posted by jake on January 24, 2012 at 8:23 PM · Report
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This greaser hater is 100% "Soc" scum. He probably cruises through the greaser neighborhoods and dunks their heads in the fountain to "give them a bath."
Posted by geyser on January 24, 2012 at 11:41 PM · Report
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Gadafia, shut up and go back to where you came from.
Posted by Leaky on January 25, 2012 at 6:22 AM · Report
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MAKE me shut up.
Posted by DamosA on January 25, 2012 at 1:00 PM · Report
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stop using caps and act like an educated grown up.
Posted by Leaky on January 25, 2012 at 2:52 PM · Report

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