I wanted some new clothes. I really wanted to spend a shitload of money in some store on clothes for me.
But what the fuck is it with you Portland? The mainstream stuff is bland and awful. The Portland designer stuff is full of neutral colors and god knows what other bullshit. It's awful. Thinking Portland has anything remotely fashionable is a fucking joke.
And where exactly do you find designer stuff since Saks closed? Nordstrom is so boring I might die and Macy's... well.
Portland, step it the fuck up. We don't have to dress like we don't care. And Portland designers, it's ok not to use horrendous eco friendly dyes. Or to take a risk some time. Jesus Christ.
For now, my money will be spent on one of the many websites where you can get something interesting.
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