Chicks with pics on Lovelab. Y'all know me. But if I had to say something, is about the pictures and self portraits. Why is it that one in 4 comes out looking cute and fun? Are those pics taken after several months of being in Portland? This thing bugs me out of my mind. I can't take it anymore. Why would you do that? Let's improve the love lab so the intelligent and capable can reproduce in an orderly fashion please. Goddammit, no one wants to see pictures that aren't cute. Why don't you place only cute ones? In bikini, playing with your dog, getting a tattoo. You have to be weird don't you? ouuuuuuughhhhhhhh.
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