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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Chicks with Pics on the Lovelab

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 12:00 AM

Chicks with pics on Lovelab. Y'all know me. But if I had to say something, is about the pictures and self portraits. Why is it that one in 4 comes out looking cute and fun? Are those pics taken after several months of being in Portland? This thing bugs me out of my mind. I can't take it anymore. Why would you do that? Let's improve the love lab so the intelligent and capable can reproduce in an orderly fashion please. Goddammit, no one wants to see pictures that aren't cute. Why don't you place only cute ones? In bikini, playing with your dog, getting a tattoo. You have to be weird don't you? ouuuuuuughhhhhhhh.

 

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Forever alone.
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 9:21 AM · Report
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I feel like I'm about to be offered One Weird Tip To Weight Loss here.
Posted by rich bachelor on January 26, 2012 at 10:10 AM · Report
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GET NAKED ON CAMERA!
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 26, 2012 at 10:32 AM · Report
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WHY DON'T THE WOMEN PANDER TO ME? I'M A GUY AFTER ALL, AND I DESERVE THESE THINGS.
Posted by Graham on January 26, 2012 at 11:13 AM · Report
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The dudes beating off to the photos. He wants more. That is all.
Posted by tap tap tap on January 26, 2012 at 11:47 AM · Report
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this rant is kinda weird. I give it a thumbs up.
Posted by Leaky on January 26, 2012 at 11:49 AM · Report
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@graham LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.

~FOREVER ALONE~
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 12:19 PM · Report
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@5: I guess that explains why the rant climaxed with that long utterance.
Posted by geyser on January 26, 2012 at 12:32 PM · Report
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"Are those pics taken after several months of being in Portland?"

Ha! Ive seen this happen a couple times. Nice, clean cut men and women who move here with big dreams of living the Portland life. One year later and they look like they walked out of a 3rd world refugee camp.
Posted by iceprez on January 26, 2012 at 2:15 PM · Report
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Portland makes you beautiful?
Posted by lovely lab on January 26, 2012 at 3:04 PM · Report
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So love lab, what you're saying is that the pic which comes out beautiful is the one taken aaaaafter living in Portland for quite a while?
Posted by Leaky on January 26, 2012 at 3:41 PM · Report
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at least they have a picture and it's not just five pictures of their cat. I ain't paying to send a message to cat pictures
Posted by pettycoat on January 26, 2012 at 8:26 PM · Report
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@12....what if they are the Cats meow?
hey oh!
Posted by The Showstopper on January 27, 2012 at 10:16 AM · Report
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leaky, "ain't paying"? does it cost to do that sort of thing? I'd think it would be free. No? Should I bother looking to find out?
Posted by Eric in SE on January 27, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report
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erm, am not petty coat. I dont spend time on the Lovelab section though the hear my voice part is kinda funny.
Posted by Leaky on January 27, 2012 at 4:11 PM · Report
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oh I get it...name of poster is underneath...ok, pettycoat (sorry Leaky), what do you mean "pay"?
Posted by Eric in SE on January 27, 2012 at 8:25 PM · Report
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It's cool.
Posted by Leaky on January 27, 2012 at 8:27 PM · Report
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@#11: Yes, Leaky.
Posted by lovely lab on January 27, 2012 at 10:37 PM · Report
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Apparently, one can create a Lovelab profile, for free. However, if you would like to actually interact with another human on said site, you must pay. Like any other similar site, i guess. i learned this from The Stranger. i find Lovelab to be not even worthy of a laugh. So, perhaps the Mercury has a different policy. Who knows? Who cares?
Posted by kalikill on January 28, 2012 at 12:07 AM · Report
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well, I meant the hear my voice section was fun. There are some interesting intelligent and funny bits in there.

I havent checked it out much, last time I went to check some profiles, was months ago. And just browsed for some 20 minutes.

But I find it very interesting, maybe I should browse there more and more regularly, cuz there are a lot of intelligent and fun profiles.
Posted by Leaky on January 28, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report
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@Leaky ~ Actually, there are some really beautiful & intelligent women on there. But, the guy section? Ugh! It paints a pretty clear picture of the single, male population in Portland ~ BLAND. The female section is much more interesting.
Posted by kalikill on January 29, 2012 at 6:16 PM · Report
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Thats the section I was looking at. The more interesting one.
Posted by Leaky on January 29, 2012 at 7:14 PM · Report

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