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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dear Owner of a Sandwich Restaurant

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jan 26, 2012 at 2:16 AM

I'm so sorry that you hate Jewish people.

I'm also sorry that you reacted so poorly to me telling you that I'm never coming back to your shitty, grease-laden dump of a restaurant because of the MULTIPLE, HORRIBLE anti-Semitic comments you made as I was waiting in line to order.

I'm also sorry that you physically and verbally assaulted me after I calmly informed you that your hate speech had lost you a customer.

I'm really sorry that I had to file that police report against you, alert the BBB about your insanity, and write an I, Anonymous about you and the terrible, awful things that you think you can say and get away with.

But mostly, I'm really sorry that I didn't push you into your boiling hot grease traps the first time you put your knobby, hate-hands on me.

 

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This has to be Michael's.
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 9:09 AM · Report
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That was what I thought.
Posted by iceprez on January 26, 2012 at 9:29 AM · Report
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Ah, yes. Michael's... serving the bigots sandwich in town!
Posted by Sammy on January 26, 2012 at 9:30 AM · Report
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Re: Italian Restaurant - "grease-laden", "grease traps"


Sounds like IA is engaging in alittle hate speech of his/her own. Hypocrite, much?
Posted by DamosA on January 26, 2012 at 9:36 AM · Report
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Dude, have you ever been to Michaels? It's as greasy as Bud Bundys forehead. They even dip your fucking hotdog in grease! I have seen 2 different black kids working there, so he can't be that racist.
Posted by iceprez on January 26, 2012 at 9:59 AM · Report
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I'm curious as to what was exactly said.
But you sound more than a bit off too.
Posted by frankieb on January 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM · Report
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@Gaddafia Please tell me you trollin
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM · Report
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The guy who runs Michael's hates everyone, especially his employees. Now, do I believe the author of this I, A might very well also find anti-Semitism in a petri dish? Sort of, yeah.
Posted by rich bachelor on January 26, 2012 at 10:08 AM · Report
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@TIFFANY: THAT'S JUST CLIFTON BROOKS. HE'S TOO BIG OF A SCAREDY CAT TO KEEP THE SAME USER NAME OR PHOTO FOR MORE THAN A WEEK. HE'S JUST TRYING TO OUTRUN ALL OF THE WELL-DESERVED SCORN HE'S ACCRUED.
Posted by Graham on January 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM · Report
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@Graham This is comforting. It gets depressing when you think there are so many people MISSING THE FUCKING POINT.
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 10:18 AM · Report
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@rich The shitty thing about how he treats his employees is they tend to be awesome.
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 10:18 AM · Report
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I was biking by and I saw this argument spill out into the street. Unbelievable. Well, that guy is notorious. I'm really sorry you had to go through that. Good job on following through with the steps you took. Stay strong
Posted by pinehurstkid on January 26, 2012 at 10:23 AM · Report
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Sammy, where you been with lines like that? Get yourself a username and join the party!
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 26, 2012 at 10:25 AM · Report
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@pinehurtkid DEETS NOW.
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 10:27 AM · Report
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I saw the argument spill into the street, I was biking down Ankeny and I thought that Michael was going to start throwing punches. I'll be a witness to what I saw if it helps. Now that I'm hearing more about what this disagreement stemmed from... I'm disgusted. I know there are two sides to every story but I have heard many, many stories about said owner. At some point, one needs to be held accountable for unacceptable behavior whether you own the place or not.
Posted by pinehurstkid on January 26, 2012 at 10:39 AM · Report
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The only Tea Party gathering of any real size I've ever seen in this town was in his parking lot, naturally.
Posted by rich bachelor on January 26, 2012 at 10:57 AM · Report
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GadaffiA, should I send these obvious infidels to the wall of death?
Posted by Leaky on January 26, 2012 at 11:46 AM · Report
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Sorry, Jews. I was having a bad day, but it was wrong of me to take it out on you people. Tell you what: any Jew reading this can come into the restaurant for a free sandwich, on the house, okay? Seriously, come on in.
Posted by Michael on January 26, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report
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Did the title of this post change?
Posted by tcraighenry on January 26, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report
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Racist or not, the guy makes shitty food. I still regret a sandwich I bought years ago. It was basically non sterile hospital food.

Cliffton,

Grease is a fact of life in the food world so you can put your (expired) race card back you ignorant little shit.
Posted by tap tap tap on January 26, 2012 at 11:53 AM · Report
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@TIFF: YES. I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE TO OBVIOUS WHAT SANDWICH SHOP WAS BEING DISCUSSED.

@MICHAEL: I HEAR JEWS LOVE A GOOD DEAL, AND WHAT'S A BETTER DEAL THAN FREE SANDWICHES?
Posted by Graham on January 26, 2012 at 1:14 PM · Report
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The bad news is the free sandwiches are pulled-pork...

Michael, you anti-semetic son-of-a-bitch, you just did it again!
Posted by Deezus on January 26, 2012 at 1:38 PM · Report
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See, it's okay. Michael is just fine with "you people."
Posted by Blabby on January 26, 2012 at 1:54 PM · Report
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If this JEW has a problem with "greasy" Italians, then why doesn't he/she go eat at a JEWISH restaraunt??? Instead of writing some pissy IA laden w/ racial slurs?
Posted by DamosA on January 26, 2012 at 3:44 PM · Report
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GaddafiA...you are a schmuck. Oy gevalt.
Posted by The Showstopper on January 27, 2012 at 10:15 AM · Report
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@Damos ~ First of all, nowhere in this post does the person state that he/she is Jewish, or use a racial slur against Italians. The only reference to greasy anything was about the food.
However, apparently, as long as racism is directed at JEWS, it's cool with you? So, if a person of unidentified ethnicity was first deeply offended at numerous racist comments about African Americans, & then assaulted for calling the person out on their words, would you feel the same? Or are you just a straight up anti-Semite? If so, please, state it a bit more clearly so that we all know where you stand. You were a little vague in your comment...NOT!
Posted by kalikill on January 27, 2012 at 9:29 PM · Report
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I was playing off the sheer silliness of this entire thread. I've never even heard of this Michaels place.

In all seriousness, if IA's accusations are true, then at the very LEAST he/she should report the place to the BBB. Whining about it HERE won't do any good.
Posted by DamosA on January 28, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report
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Either wont "silliness racism" or anti-semitic posts, ignorant fuck.
Posted by Leaky on January 28, 2012 at 4:25 PM · Report
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Your point, being?
Posted by DamosA on January 28, 2012 at 6:48 PM · Report
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that everything you write is worthless and a waste of cyber space. We should recycle even that. Every time you hit send to that button thousands of 0's and 1's are kicked with electricity over the net. So, you know, just shut up, unless you want to make a bigger ass of yourself.

Posted by Leaky on January 28, 2012 at 6:59 PM · Report
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@Damos ~ Well that is good to know. i was really offended by what you said, but that may be colored by what i know of your stance against Israel.
i will try to keep snark in the forefront of my mind when i read your posts. Cheers.
Posted by kalikill on January 29, 2012 at 6:10 PM · Report
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oh yeah, fucking great, encourage her,
Posted by Leaky on January 29, 2012 at 7:12 PM · Report
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#29: before you say anything, screw you and screw the pig you rode in with.
Posted by Leaky on January 29, 2012 at 7:17 PM · Report
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Kalikill, my stance on the Apartheid state of Israel ought to be very well known ( i hope) by anyone who knows me even in passing. THAT should in NO way be mistaken for anti-semitism!
Posted by DamosA on January 29, 2012 at 10:46 PM · Report
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...and the pig you rode in.
Posted by Leaky on January 29, 2012 at 11:26 PM · Report
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ok.
Posted by DamosA on January 30, 2012 at 1:40 AM · Report
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...I can see in the dark mimosa #36.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 7:04 AM · Report
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JEWS
Posted by jamdox on January 30, 2012 at 11:29 AM · Report
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JEWS DID WTC
Posted by anonyjew on January 31, 2012 at 2:34 PM · Report
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Oh, please go there, Fuckers!
Posted by kalikill on January 31, 2012 at 7:43 PM · Report

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