I'm so sorry that you hate Jewish people.
I'm also sorry that you reacted so poorly to me telling you that I'm never coming back to your shitty, grease-laden dump of a restaurant because of the MULTIPLE, HORRIBLE anti-Semitic comments you made as I was waiting in line to order.
I'm also sorry that you physically and verbally assaulted me after I calmly informed you that your hate speech had lost you a customer.
I'm really sorry that I had to file that police report against you, alert the BBB about your insanity, and write an I, Anonymous about you and the terrible, awful things that you think you can say and get away with.
But mostly, I'm really sorry that I didn't push you into your boiling hot grease traps the first time you put your knobby, hate-hands on me.
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