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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Curb Your Snake

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 9:40 PM

To the woman who decided to put her pet snake on the Barnes and Noble bathroom counter whilst washing her hands; what the hell is wrong with you?! I come out of the stall after changing my baby's very wet and very poopy diaper, approach the sink to wash my hands, and am assaulted by the sight of your devilish reptile friend. Instead of practicing good hygeine, I am forced to run out of the bathroom screaming. Next time I go to the bathroom at the bookstore, I am bringing in a dictionary with me, and if your little pet is on the counter again, I am going to smash it.

 

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Silly woman, nothing good ever happens in the Barnes and Noble bathroom. I am surprised you dared to bring a child in there.
Posted by A former employee on January 28, 2012 at 11:32 PM · Report
2
So lemme get this straight. This person goes to the bathroom and sees a snake? Maybe she was in the wrong bathroom? Or maybe she ought not go to a place where they have snakes! Hey I, A! NOT all SNAKES bite. Another pissy rant from another snake hater. Jeez.
Posted by DiArRhEa on January 29, 2012 at 8:04 AM · Report
3
Wait... She left her baby in the bathroom after running out screaming? I'm confused. Babies is good eatin' for snakes.
Posted by poopsmith on January 29, 2012 at 8:25 AM · Report
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Lol ~ thumbs up for the term "devilish snake friend". And for the visual of you running screaming from the bathroom. Funny stuff.
Posted by kalikill on January 29, 2012 at 9:34 AM · Report
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Snakes are the Kevin Costners of the animal world. That said, i am sure that fun was had by all in the bathroom at the Barnes and Noble bookstore!
Posted by iceprez on January 29, 2012 at 12:02 PM · Report
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Ok, it was probably alittle goofy for this woman to be carrying around a snake in public like that. And i say this as a reptile person who's kept numerous reptiles.

But THIS line here, "...assaulted by the sight of your devilish reptile..." makes you sound like a TOTAL BATTY 'old-testament' TWAT, seriously. I doubt that snake was any more offensive than that baby of yours and its shitty diaper.
Posted by DamosA on January 29, 2012 at 10:32 PM · Report
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fucking snake, am sure it wouldn't hurt the baby, but am sure the baby could hurt the snake.

Sounds totally like all the sermons offered on the weekends, I mean, the ones I hear from my friends, not that I go there, am not a Christian nor share their beliefs in any way. I believe Mother Mary was raped by an earth angel. Puffff, those old testament and new testaments practitioners. Totally Batty. Oh my gosh.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 6:56 AM · Report
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...of course I am Roman Catholic Apostolic.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 7:29 AM · Report
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@2......that was weak. And you are'nt funny. Also, stop responding to yourself on your other accounts....jesus, get a friend or something. Please. As for you anon, dont worry, you won't see my pet snake:). I don't want you to smash it. Or get poo on me:(
Posted by The Showstopper on January 30, 2012 at 11:37 AM · Report
10
showstopper, she doesn't need friends, Jesus is her friend, and the only one she needs. Isn't that how the song goes?
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 9:12 PM · Report
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uhhhh....did she leave her baby in the bathroom...?? I am confus.

also, snakes are cool. I wouldn't take one into B&N...but then I would never be caught dead in a B&N. in conclusion....both of you suck.
Posted by ScrumYummy on January 31, 2012 at 3:02 PM · Report
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How big was this snake? People carry snakes around town? Why? Is this a "new" cool thing? What kind of snake was it?
Posted by firemonkey on January 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM · Report
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@10, I was referring to Diarrhea (aka DamosA etc) who posts nonsense then RESPONDS TO HIMSELF WITH ANOTHER ACCOUNT. How lame is that?
you do have a good point though:).
@12...no, only if you're in college and even then its kinda about ten years past being cool (it never was actually).
The only cool snake is of course Snake Plisken
Posted by The Showstopper on January 31, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report
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Dude, calm down. I've always had but ONE account here. You're getting confused.
Posted by DamosA on January 31, 2012 at 5:15 PM · Report

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