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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Sorry About That

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 7:49 PM

Sorry about that, I had no idea my clown outfit would upset you so much. But did you ever take into consideration that I have a fear of monkeys, and your monkey suit was really not OK in my book. Hopefully on monday when we se each other at work there is no "Tension."

 

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1
So. This person has a problem with monkeys?! Maybe YOU shouldn't go around where MONKEYS hang out! Racist much?
Posted by DiArRhEa on January 29, 2012 at 12:45 PM · Report
2
I wonder if this is the same clown that hangs out in front of Hooper Detox?
Posted by iceprez on January 29, 2012 at 1:05 PM · Report
3
sounds like it was a bad date.
Posted by Eric in SE on January 29, 2012 at 7:28 PM · Report
4
hey! this is "Anonymous", not "Pitch your ideas for episodes of The Office"
Posted by ebag on January 29, 2012 at 9:41 PM · Report
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"So. This person has a problem with monkeys?! Maybe YOU shouldn't go around where MONKEYS hang out! Racist much?"




Oh, i see what you did here. Implying racism in a sarcastic yet round-a-bout way as a means of cloaking your OWN thinly veiled racism. That's rather clever of you, sir.
Posted by DamosA on January 29, 2012 at 10:36 PM · Report
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"Hopefully on monday when we se each other at work there is no Tension."

Hopefully on monday when we sex each other at work there is no Tension.
CORRECTED.
That'll be some hot scary clown-on-monkey action. Which is a roundabout way of asking: why is there never any sex in these I,As? Is it a Terms of Use thing or something?
Posted by geyser on January 29, 2012 at 11:17 PM · Report
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Maybe Anon was referring to furry sex (thats how I call furry fandom, get with the program). Or maybe what it was called monkey was a some sort of cold turkey syndrome. I guess we will never know.

Maybe Anon shouldn't have walked into a furry fandom convention.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 6:42 AM · Report
8
Oh, totally racists, yes. You couldn't hide it more.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 6:49 AM · Report
9
i don't think this was about sex or racism...i think he was just monkeying around
Posted by ebag on January 30, 2012 at 9:45 AM · Report
10
@9 you beat me too it. Damn you. Now get your filthy hands off me, you damn dirty apes!
Posted by The Showstopper on January 30, 2012 at 11:34 AM · Report
11
Are you guys kidding me?
Hang on, I'm off to go buy some Laffy Taffy and Mad Magazines so I can keep up with the humor around here anymore.
Posted by geyser on January 30, 2012 at 2:45 PM · Report
12
geyser, give some to damosa, she seems dimwit on that side. Anyways, if she goes and starts sucking from it it will take her 10 + years to get it. So we're safe.
Posted by Leaky on January 30, 2012 at 9:16 PM · Report
13
Dying to know if the clowns and monkeys were able to bury the hatchet.
Posted by Demondog on February 1, 2012 at 2:15 PM · Report
14
is this one of Adams newest interns writing in code?
Posted by Mangler on February 4, 2012 at 8:04 AM · Report

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