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Monday, January 30, 2012

When I Grow Up I Wanna be a Police Officer...

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Busting bad guys, cuffing & stuffing criminals. Did you ever dream that on your holster you'd have a touch screen pad wirelessly connected to a printer on your motorcycle? Well thank you officer chicken sh*t for stepping in and taking down a potential Hillsboro homeowner. I almost looked at a house to purchase in your crummy strip-mall infested township.

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