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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Junkies like Music Too!
Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Jan 31, 2012 at 2:24 PM
While I understand that someone who is being carried away for OD'ing on Heroin doesn't exactly have the high ground, I do have one question Mr. Police Officer, and that's "did you have to steal my i-pod?" When you took it from me when I was being wheeled away and accused me of stealing it from my friends, I protested and cursed but inwardly though "at least someone's looking out for my fellow junkies" but when I found out you never even offered it to them, I knew differently. But hey, times are tough and I'm a sympathetic person. But keep in mind the next time you steal an i-pod that the person may be like me, in that if I can't get my "fix" of the Black Eyed Peas, I will get my fix of something equally as terrible.
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