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Thursday, February 2, 2012

I Should Have Shit on Your Porch

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 5:20 PM

To the fugly bitch that lives across Vancouver near PCC Cascade: A few hours ago I was halfway through a hellish day and digging in my car to find the expensive and oh-so-lost calculator that was lent to me, about to start my period any moment, full of FUCKING RAGE, when you decided to come out of your house and confront me. Yes, I am a student. What’s that? I can’t park here? When I told you the nice young man that gives out parking tickets told me I was perfectly fine to park here, you found it necessary to argue. When I told you that you should find something better to do with your fucking time than patrol public parking on the streets, I don’t think you realized how much I was holding back. What I wanted to do was tear your stupid fucking face off your stupid fucking skull and use it as my own personal tampon. You are lucky I didn’t eat you and your fat little baby alive. Some people have to work in order to attend school. Some people don’t have a break between getting off their job and making it to their classes. Some people have to fucking drive once in a while. I noticed the three cars parked in your double driveway. I also noticed you standing in your window as I walked away, calling PCC or the cops or who the fuck ever to complain. I cannot imagine having enough free time to sit in my house and concern myself with how strangers are parking on the public streets outside. How about you get a fucking life you nasty piece of shit breeder? I’m trying to maintain mine.

 

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I cannot imagine having enough free time to sit in my house and concern myself with how strangers are parking on the public streets outside.

I cannot imagine having enough free time to sit in my house and concern myself with how my circumstances are different than other peoples.

Comparison in this way is a very hateful thing.

What I wanted to do was tear your stupid fucking face off your stupid fucking skull and use it as my own personal tampon.

What I wanted to do was tear your stupid fucking brain and smoke your pineal gland and then use your hip bones as paddles for my kayac.

Not so tough or gruesome. Meh.



Posted by Leaky on February 3, 2012 at 10:30 AM · Report
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I think people might ease off the annoying busybody shit if they stopped to realize just how close they can come to getting their faces eaten off/tamponized/whatever, thanks OP.
Posted by Never Alone on February 3, 2012 at 10:47 AM · Report
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Do not - I repeat DO NOT - google Face Tampons
Posted by mars on February 3, 2012 at 11:54 AM · Report
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I think you were smart not to eat this woman and her baby. People are larger than, say, chickens, and you would have gotten quite the stomach ache!
Posted by Eric in SE on February 3, 2012 at 11:54 AM · Report
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It's always a good idea to park, get in an argument with someone who lives near where you parked, then leave your car there. Try taking care of the stuff you leech off other people and obeying the parking laws next time. She should have shit on your hood.
Posted by Demondog on February 3, 2012 at 12:58 PM · Report
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IA is correct, the parking space in front of your house does not belong to you alone.
Posted by randyzpdx on February 3, 2012 at 3:49 PM · Report
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Tamponized ... may we submit that to the Colber Report for consideration?
Posted by Mangler on February 4, 2012 at 7:43 AM · Report
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"You are lucky I didn’t eat you and your fat little baby alive."


Another breeder, that explains it!
Posted by DamosA on February 4, 2012 at 9:03 AM · Report
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No, I think he's a cannibal. You've got terrible reading associations.
Posted by Leaky on February 4, 2012 at 3:34 PM · Report
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Damosa: population problem? Off yourself.
Posted by IdiOsa on February 5, 2012 at 3:05 PM · Report
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Why don't YOU off YOURSELF?
Posted by DamosA on February 5, 2012 at 8:46 PM · Report
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See, here is the problem with I,Anon. It's called "I should have shit on your porch."

A good I,Anon would be titled "I am the one who shit on your porch."
Posted by Blabby on February 7, 2012 at 12:00 PM · Report

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