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Thursday, February 2, 2012

No Parking

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 10:45 PM

Dear Fair-Weather Friend,

Please, please PLEASE stop texting me to ask if my parking spot is free for a few hours. I don't know if you remember but I just lost my job recently so I can't afford gas. So yeah, my car is sitting in my parking spot. EVERY DAY. ALL DAY.

Plus, you didn't come to my New Years Party so why the fuck should I do you any favors?

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