Dear Fair-Weather Friend,
Please, please PLEASE stop texting me to ask if my parking spot is free for a few hours. I don't know if you remember but I just lost my job recently so I can't afford gas. So yeah, my car is sitting in my parking spot. EVERY DAY. ALL DAY.
Plus, you didn't come to my New Years Party so why the fuck should I do you any favors?
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