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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Rancid Roomate

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 2, 2012 at 2:13 PM

You are an unassertive, rude, turd of a girl. I don’t know who the hell raised you but I would hope that they would be appalled by your attitude and actions as well. One of your former roommates has brought to my attention yet again how lame you are. You sent her a passive-aggressive email regarding her slaving away in the kitchen for four hours since you don’t clean up shit apparently. You’re disgusting. You also use too much toilet paper, and then lie about it and never offer to buy any. I realize my friend may not listen to hip music or watch “cool” movies, but she is a nice. Unlike you, who she tried introducing to my boyfriend and me one afternoon and you attempted to walk by without even looking us in the eye. The best part is, you work at an “alternative” newspaper, so you probably think you’re much cooler than your roommate and her friends. You’re wrong. You’re just a stupid bitch. You’re the one who should be moving out, but no one wants to deal with you anymore. I hope you choke on your next sip of chardonnay and rot alone in your room. I doubt your roommates will notice.

 

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1
Which Merc employee is this
Posted by tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:23 PM · Report
2
Highly
Important
Pretty
Stale
Tense
Egotist
Retard
Posted by Loud-visible-keychain on February 2, 2012 at 3:25 PM · Report
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I BET THIS IS ABOUT ALISON. SHE'S A HORRIBLE HORRIBLER NO GOOD PERSON.

IF I HAD A GUN WITH TWO BULLETS AND WAS STUCK IN TO A ROOM WITH HITLER, ALISON AND STALIN; I'D SHOOT ALISON TWICE.
Posted by Graham on February 2, 2012 at 3:37 PM · Report
4
What about Nixon
Posted by tcraighenry on February 2, 2012 at 3:56 PM · Report
5
I don't work for an alternative newspaper, but I am much cooler than you or your friends. I assume you have open sores on your face.
Posted by Fruit Cup on February 2, 2012 at 4:11 PM · Report
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@TIFF I'M SURE NIXON WOULD DO THE SAME THING.
Posted by Graham on February 2, 2012 at 4:48 PM · Report
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just a personal opinion here, but i don't think there is such a thing as using too much toilet paper. only too little toilet paper. now THAT would be gross
Posted by ebag on February 2, 2012 at 8:54 PM · Report
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o really? try wiping ur butt so much u end up with bloodybutt and bad fingersmells and possible bloodfarts ALL NIGHT LONG. i like girls who are detached, depressed and drink white wine but all her toilet paper usage ruined it.
Posted by arenit on February 2, 2012 at 10:06 PM · Report
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@2 very clever...but shhhh we are not supposed to use the H" word:)
As for you Anon, why don't you just tell her? And maybe she just wants to keep to herself...I know I do at times. I guess that makes me rude too. Eh.
Posted by The Showstopper on February 3, 2012 at 4:16 PM · Report
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arenit, that made me laugh. well played
Posted by ebag on February 3, 2012 at 7:32 PM · Report
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The passive aggressive thing is pretty rampant over there.
Posted by Mangler on February 4, 2012 at 7:49 AM · Report
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Can I just point out that the first adjective used here is "unassertive"? In an I, A post. Just... think about that for a second.

Sorry, it's just too good.
Posted by Trolly on February 4, 2012 at 5:07 PM · Report
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i thought this IA was a pointless rant....until they mentioned chardonnay. i mean, really? it's 2012! would it kill you to drink some local pinot gris? maybe a viognier? for fucks sake, expand your horizons!
Posted by ebag on February 5, 2012 at 9:33 PM · Report

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