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Saturday, February 4, 2012

And Yet ANOTHER Bad Pet Owner Rant

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Feb 4, 2012 at 2:00 PM

I, for the life of me, will never understand why some of you horrible dog owners insist on wrapping up your dog's shit and then leaving it on the ground. What the fuck is wrong with you? So let me get this straight, you're going to pick up that warm pile of disgusting shit your dog left, wrap it up in a non-biodegradable bag, and then throw it in the bushes? Why in the fuck would you do something like this? Why even own a fucking dog? One theory is that you do it only for show...perhaps your dog took a dump when someone was in sight and you just played the part of the responsible dog owner? "Oh my beloved Rover, how dare you mess this person's yard with your pound of warm poo, let me grab my doggie bag, pick it up and dispose of it properly, like the responsible pet owner and respectful citizen that I am". Right? As soon as you're out of sight, away it goes into the nearest bush, to fester inside that plastic bag for years. You fucker, I hope you rot in hell neck deep in dog shit! That'll show you.

 

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You hope they rot in hell? Over a bag of dog shit? Clearly you are the lamest person in a town full of lame-o jerks. I just skip the pretense and let my dog shit wherever. I will start cleaning up after him when people quit leaving boxes of free trinkets on every corner in southeast. Also, mow your fuckin lawn.
Posted by iceprez on February 5, 2012 at 4:08 PM · Report
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You hope they rot in hell? Over a bag of dogshit? Clearly you are the lamest person in a town full of lame-o jerks. I skip the pretense of cleaning and leave my dog's shit where it lands. I will start cleaning up after him when people stop leaving boxes of free trinkets (trash) on every corner in southeast.
Posted by iceprez on February 5, 2012 at 4:14 PM · Report
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oops
Posted by iceprez on February 5, 2012 at 4:14 PM · Report
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Iceprez Pdx MySpace


Turn the volume up
Posted by Word2yomomma on February 5, 2012 at 4:27 PM · Report
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I need to submit my IA rant over the person that scolded me for *picking up* after my dog and *taking the baggy with me*.
Posted by jriley on February 5, 2012 at 4:30 PM · Report
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As explained to Geo Liquor, that is not me. My Ice Prez is a reference to Steven King's illistrated version of The Stand. Yes, I am aware of my spelling errors. And I do clean up dog shit at the park.
Posted by iceprez on February 5, 2012 at 4:33 PM · Report
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word to yo momma there's a special circle in hell for bastard cowards, post with your own account. Yours truly, Virgil.
Posted by Leaky on February 5, 2012 at 8:34 PM · Report
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HELL AWAITS
*metal riffs commence*
Posted by Never Alone on February 5, 2012 at 9:19 PM · Report
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Shittily written as this one was, the complaint has some validity. I routinely see meticulously wrapped dog poop all over town. Either you wrap it and throw it in a garbage can, or you let it sit there unwrapped and it will bio-degrade. Why is this a problem?

Posted by rich bachelor on February 6, 2012 at 7:56 PM · Report
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Catshit is everywhere
Posted by iceprez on February 6, 2012 at 10:06 PM · Report

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