Apparently a lot of drivers think they are buses. Or maybe they think that because you drive counterclockwise around a traffic circle, that constitutes a right turn. Either which way, Laurelhurst residents/passers-by, you're all fucking idiots. That right hand lane at Coe Circle labeled "right turn only, except bus" means just that. It means you can't skip the line in the left lane, swoop into the circle, change lanes and cut me off. It means that you can't go three stops around the circle, essentially turning left. It means you have to go fucking RIGHT. Please stop making me almost hit you. Thanks.
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