This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Certain I,A commenter
Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Get the fuck out. No seriously. No one can tell if you're just a troll or a goddamned moron. I'm thinking the latter.
No one listens to you. No one likes you. Everyone just argues with you because it's fun to see you screw up your little internet face in rage.
Your comments are stupid and unwanted, your points are ill thought out and ignorant. Shut the fuck up and go away.
Thank you, Anonymous.
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I know what troll you are referring too. Watch out before it goes off on you about improper grammar. I bet s/he smells.
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Damosa sucks. You ever seen a picture of the guy, he even looks like a tool. Plus he listens to death metal, what is he 14 years old?
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DamosA's real name is Clifton Brooks. Here's an article about him in the Portland Mercury: http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/th…
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Is that the article where he cries racial abuse by the PPD after acting like a stark raving lunatic and getting tazed? Boy, that sure is insulting to victims of actual racism.
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I just skip right over Damosa's comments. I find it much more annoying to see the usual four or five anti-Damosa trolls have shown up to attack him and thus have completely ruined a thread.
Here's a idea: ignore him. You all fucking suck.
Here's a idea: ignore him. You all fucking suck.
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@5, um no. But thank you thinking about me. So everyone who has a contrary opinion to yours is a soapboxer? Interesting. Oh, hell I just trolled. Damn it. Speaking of Clifton, he threatened me over the internet recently. And yes, I have seen his pictures. And yes, I'm still laughing.
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This is great. Every snarky fuck who ever was, chiming in and pointing their shitstained fingers at everyone else.
Especially Showstopper-- "Clifton, he threatened me over the internet recently. And yes, I have seen his pictures. And yes, I'm still laughing"
Jesus. What is wrong with you people?
Especially Showstopper-- "Clifton, he threatened me over the internet recently. And yes, I have seen his pictures. And yes, I'm still laughing"
Jesus. What is wrong with you people?
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Man, you folks really, REALLY, SUPER-UBER-REALLY need to get a fucking life.
I appreciate that all this discussion is taking place on MY behave - it's quite the ego-booster. But seriously, this IA must not have been up for more than a couple of hours and and ALREADY it's getting flamed like crazy. Obsessive-compulsive, much?
I've been in class all morning and afternoon, and am STILL on campus as i type this. Clearly, most of you people don't have very much going on for yourselves, though. Perhaps if you all would put even HALF as much dedication into your education, work, or getting laid, as you do in this little IA comment section here (which for ME is part of my fun-time) - you'd all be abit more content in life.
Anyways, so long jerk-offs. I'm off to gym class now. ;)
I appreciate that all this discussion is taking place on MY behave - it's quite the ego-booster. But seriously, this IA must not have been up for more than a couple of hours and and ALREADY it's getting flamed like crazy. Obsessive-compulsive, much?
I've been in class all morning and afternoon, and am STILL on campus as i type this. Clearly, most of you people don't have very much going on for yourselves, though. Perhaps if you all would put even HALF as much dedication into your education, work, or getting laid, as you do in this little IA comment section here (which for ME is part of my fun-time) - you'd all be abit more content in life.
Anyways, so long jerk-offs. I'm off to gym class now. ;)
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Blogtown Hierarchy 101:
The One Percent (we know who we are)
Morons that can barely use the internet
Republican trolls
DamosA
People only on here to antagonize DamosA
The One Percent (we know who we are)
Morons that can barely use the internet
Republican trolls
DamosA
People only on here to antagonize DamosA
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#16: and how are *your* fingers looking?
Hey DamosA; you don't get to accuse anyone else of having no life simply on the basis of having commented on a single post here. You comment on *every* post here, and generally it's coming from some seriously misinformed place, or features a lot of you obsessing about some thing that you've decided is terrible, like, say, having children. And that's not even counting the epic amounts of fake accounts you've clearly set up to "argue" with you.
So don't even try the 'the rest of you don't have lives' thing. I don't spend ANY of my time threatening strangers on the internet, and that's just one of the ways I can say for a fact I've got more of a life.
Hey DamosA; you don't get to accuse anyone else of having no life simply on the basis of having commented on a single post here. You comment on *every* post here, and generally it's coming from some seriously misinformed place, or features a lot of you obsessing about some thing that you've decided is terrible, like, say, having children. And that's not even counting the epic amounts of fake accounts you've clearly set up to "argue" with you.
So don't even try the 'the rest of you don't have lives' thing. I don't spend ANY of my time threatening strangers on the internet, and that's just one of the ways I can say for a fact I've got more of a life.
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i'm gonna agree with blabby and say that the anti-damosa crowd is way more annoying then the man himself. sheesh. this is turning into blogtown jr. high
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Rich, you're clearly a deluted idiot for you to be soo thoroughly convinced that i've set up multiple accounts. I only have one, i've always had only one. Since 2008. Believe what you want, dummy.
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"Who even says this is about you? Dumbfuck."
That's awfully brave of you. Betcha won't say that... TO MAH FACE!
That's awfully brave of you. Betcha won't say that... TO MAH FACE!
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Oh btw, i'm reiterating an offer i made to another commenter earlier:
I'll be at Everyday Music on Sandy (not dt on W. Burnside. The NE SANDY store) THIS Friday (TOMORROW) b/t 1:00pm - 2:00pm. I will be there for the entirety of that hour, looking at cds and dvds. I shouldn't be hard to find - clearly i stick out in this town. And i'm sure you stalk my fb page.
So, i've given you a specific time and place. You NOW have the opportunity to call me all sorts of ugly, nasty names right to MY FACE... YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO DO SO. In fact, consider this the OFFICIAL I ANONYMOUS MEET 'N GREET - as suggested by an earlier IA thread.
And remember, that's TOMORROW, not Friday next week. EM on Sandy. 1-2pm. I will be very easy to spot.
But i'll do you one even BETTER.
ANY person who walks up to me, introduces themselves as an I ANONYMOUS commenter, shakes my hand, and shows me that they're actually pretty cool in real life - i will give that person ONE DOLLAR (limit first 3). I will write "I, ANONYMOUS" across the bills in felt black marker. No need to tell me your screen name.
Look, in all seriousness i'm pretty sure most of you people are indeed fairly cool in real life - you only act like a bunch of freakin' turds on-line. So i want to give yall the golden opportunity to prove to me that i'm not just talking to a bunch of losers here.
I just hope none of yall have been 86'ed from EM either.
I'll be at Everyday Music on Sandy (not dt on W. Burnside. The NE SANDY store) THIS Friday (TOMORROW) b/t 1:00pm - 2:00pm. I will be there for the entirety of that hour, looking at cds and dvds. I shouldn't be hard to find - clearly i stick out in this town. And i'm sure you stalk my fb page.
So, i've given you a specific time and place. You NOW have the opportunity to call me all sorts of ugly, nasty names right to MY FACE... YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO DO SO. In fact, consider this the OFFICIAL I ANONYMOUS MEET 'N GREET - as suggested by an earlier IA thread.
And remember, that's TOMORROW, not Friday next week. EM on Sandy. 1-2pm. I will be very easy to spot.
But i'll do you one even BETTER.
ANY person who walks up to me, introduces themselves as an I ANONYMOUS commenter, shakes my hand, and shows me that they're actually pretty cool in real life - i will give that person ONE DOLLAR (limit first 3). I will write "I, ANONYMOUS" across the bills in felt black marker. No need to tell me your screen name.
Look, in all seriousness i'm pretty sure most of you people are indeed fairly cool in real life - you only act like a bunch of freakin' turds on-line. So i want to give yall the golden opportunity to prove to me that i'm not just talking to a bunch of losers here.
I just hope none of yall have been 86'ed from EM either.
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When internet commentators are doing autograph sessions at a music store, that's when you know you live in a small city.
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My offer still stands. Here are the three bills:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/Damo…
But i'll do one even BETTER!
If only two people show up, they EACH will get a dollar and 50 cents PLUS i will buy them A sticker or postcard of their choice.
However, if just ONE person shows up, he/she will receive ALL THREE DOLLARS! Not only that, but i will buy that person ONE USED cd of his/her choice.
Let's make this fun.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h78/Damo…
But i'll do one even BETTER!
If only two people show up, they EACH will get a dollar and 50 cents PLUS i will buy them A sticker or postcard of their choice.
However, if just ONE person shows up, he/she will receive ALL THREE DOLLARS! Not only that, but i will buy that person ONE USED cd of his/her choice.
Let's make this fun.
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I DON'T think YOU know THAT no ONE really CARES.
(I THINK I'm getting the HANG of this RANDOMLY CAPS LOCKED words THING. HARDER than you MIGHT think.)
(I THINK I'm getting the HANG of this RANDOMLY CAPS LOCKED words THING. HARDER than you MIGHT think.)
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I'll be waiting to see YOU, Tcraighenry. There's $3 in it for ya. You could get a happy-hour PBR and tip the bartender with that kind of cash.
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I stopped by EM to say hi. As promised, I received a dollar with I,ANONYMOUS written in bold letters. Cliff is a class act, as well as about 500 feet tall.
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It's the middle of a weekday and I've been at work all day. DamosA, get a job or a hobby, or both, as needed.
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@27.....that was handled well and in good spirt. I will not be able to make it (pretty busy) perhaps another time. You seem much calmer in your last few posts. Good for you.
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I find it fascinating that this online discussion even occurred. It's surreal. Thanks for the entertainment.
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Hi guys! Sorry it took me soo long to get back here - i was with a woman last night.
Anyways, i'm quite surprised that ONE of you actually showed up. So, kudos to Iceprez. Fairly decent guy.
Geyser, i attend school f/t, but i have no class on Fridays. Perhaps if YOU'D like to set up a personal date when you're off work, we could arrange that.
I still have two I, Anon bucks.
Anyways, i'm quite surprised that ONE of you actually showed up. So, kudos to Iceprez. Fairly decent guy.
Geyser, i attend school f/t, but i have no class on Fridays. Perhaps if YOU'D like to set up a personal date when you're off work, we could arrange that.
I still have two I, Anon bucks.
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