I've known since moving here that everything I read would be aimed at white folks. But now that don cornelius is dead and you people don't say a word about him in this rag I now believe all I've learned about Portland. [Actually, I practically bawled my eyes out about it here... but why stop this guy when he's on a roll?—Editor] Like we should stay out of elmers restaurants because blacks get treated like shit there. That white people with dreads look like dogs with the mange. And if you drive out of town don't stop til you get to where you're going cuz if you stop anywhere before that you may get lynched. Finally there ain't no soul in north/northeast Portland because thats the way you want it
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