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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Lilly White Rag, Portland Mercury

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 1:18 PM

I've known since moving here that everything I read would be aimed at white folks. But now that don cornelius is dead and you people don't say a word about him in this rag I now believe all I've learned about Portland. [Actually, I practically bawled my eyes out about it here... but why stop this guy when he's on a roll?—Editor] Like we should stay out of elmers restaurants because blacks get treated like shit there. That white people with dreads look like dogs with the mange. And if you drive out of town don't stop til you get to where you're going cuz if you stop anywhere before that you may get lynched. Finally there ain't no soul in north/northeast Portland because thats the way you want it

 

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"white people with dreads look like dogs with the mange"
Im still laughing out loud- for real
Posted by The Showstopper on February 9, 2012 at 2:03 PM · Report
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To be fair, black people with dreads look like shit too.
Posted by Never Alone on February 9, 2012 at 2:53 PM · Report
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Hey anonie; whatever, racist.
Posted by rich bachelor on February 9, 2012 at 3:10 PM · Report
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"since moving here"

All we need to know. Don't let the door hit you on your way back to LA.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on February 9, 2012 at 3:35 PM · Report
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I'm Black, have been here for over 6 years, and i think IA has a SERIOUS chip on his shoulder.
Posted by DamosA on February 9, 2012 at 3:38 PM · Report
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You don't have to stay, ya know.
Posted by frankieb on February 9, 2012 at 4:44 PM · Report
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The Dutch Babies at Elmer's are worth it, they are bitches to me as well and I am like Hitler's wet dream. Smile at people and they won't sniff out your angry as fuck borderline aggressive vibe that you likely exude everywhere you go. Other than that, maybe try to educate yourself before a racist ranting session and go fuck yourself.
Posted by UnicornSomersault on February 9, 2012 at 6:54 PM · Report
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Maybe everybody should just hire an albino to pick up their takeout from Elmer's.
Posted by AlaskanNow on February 9, 2012 at 7:31 PM · Report
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And?
Posted by eastside on February 10, 2012 at 8:56 PM · Report
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stay out of Elmer's because of the food.
Posted by Eric in SE on February 11, 2012 at 9:31 PM · Report

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