To the low life fuck who walked through the gate and onto our property to steal some prized landscaping rocks: sure hope those bring you the same memories that they did us. We collected those on trips to places that have special signifigance to us and were reminded of that whenever we saw them. Hope you dropped the big one on your foot, and that since you were too fucking stupid to seek medical help in time you end up losing that foot and having it replaced with a peg leg . Then we will hear you coming. Clip-clop, clip-clop,clip-clop.
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