I do.

It's not anymore. Firing the popular girls just because they are "too old" and other nonsense. When did 27 become too old? Last time I was there I saw 2 girls that looked like 12 year olds in heels and a girl with so many tattoos on her chest and arms that in the dim red light she just looked well...like she was covered in dirt. Dirty dirt. Who doesn't love a hot tattooed girl, it's Portland right? Well, this one may have gone a tiddly bit overboard because I wanted her to shower.

Find me a club with tits and ass, because those coked-out 18 year old ribcages just make my dick limp.