A Day in a Life...

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C minus, Barbara.
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TL;DR
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Ironically, this person probably spent an hour in his/her room (which may or may not be a basement) carefully writing this I,A and editing it for grammatical astuteness.

Still, it's a clever read. B+
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I rate this a 4/10. Poorly written and not funny. I do admire your moxie though.
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I didn't know I Anon posted biographies. Is this a new thing?
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This is some Inception level shit right here...
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"Waiting For Godfather's" by Seminal Buckett
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And I go “what? What's the matter?” She goes “what's the matter with you?” I go “there's nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom, I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just thinking.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
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Blobby, I doesn't matter you'll probably get hit by a car anyway...
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It
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IT's ok, Geo. Nobody's perfect... not even YOU.
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That's funny coming from you. I've yet to see YOU once say that YOU were EVER wrong about ANYTHING. Wether it be grammar, ethics, facts etc. I can't recall ONCE where you have said that.
But you probably know all that too.
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"I've yet to see YOU once say that YOU were EVER wrong about ANYTHING."



There's a good reason for that, see. It's b/c i'm NOT wrong about anything, ever. It's called AN EDUCATION. Perhaps you've heard of it?
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A PARTIAL education from a community college doesn't mean shit you dope. Go Back to "gym" class and "tighten up" your shit. Dummy.



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+1 for the Suicidal Tendencies reference, Blabby.
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blabby ftw