Shame on you for duping me into trying your $5 happy hour burger! Your deceptive burger ad teased my taste buds into temptation, but when I finally made my way in to sample your HH menu, I was sadly disappointed to learn that the photo depicted in your ad resembled nothing like the sad burger that you delivered. Oh sure, I could have gotten the tantalizing burger that was shown in your ad with the cheese and bacon for an additional 2 bux, but why would I pay $7 for a happy hour burger when there are so many other options for bargain dining (and drinking) in Portland? Besides, I wanted the burger that you promised in your ad for 5 bux! Your ad should not say “Five Dollar Hamburgers", rather it should say, "Rip Off Burger (burger shown not actually $5)"
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