Dumb Diner

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1
Fuller's?
2
whoops. re-read.
3
Why doesn't this business do exactly what I want it to do when I want it to do it? What about ME?!
4
Their mac and cheese pancakes are the fucking BOMB son.
5
Why don't you just go to a place that you know for a fact, that serves breakfast all day long? Could of saved you loads of trouble. Google can be a great time saver in cases like this.

How do you not know about this already? Ugh, common sense, you are so lacking, A,I.
6
Not everyone stops serving breakfast at 11. Many places serve what is known as "brunch" on the weekends. Brunch used to be a light meal between Breakfast and Lunch, but has now come to mean a huge Breakfast eaten at or beyond lunchtime because of lazy assholes rolling out of bed at noon and demanding pancakes. You may wish to consider one of those places.
7
@6 WHAT DID BRUNCH EVER DO TO YOU?!
8
@6: According to Oxford English Dictionary, since it was coined "brunch" meant a combination of breakfast and lunch into a single meal.
I looked it up because I think eating a light meal between breakfast and lunch would actually be more assholish (who needs a meal and a half before lunch?) so I got curious about the word.
9
You should drag your ass out of bed a little earlier so you can eat breakfast at breakfast time. Or stop whining about not getting your way. Either way works.
10
Wow, you totally should've used the old "look at my thumb, gee you're dumb" rhyme out on them. It's pretty harsh, but they messed with your vibe.
11
Ever heard of Denny's, IHOP or Elmer's ass-hat?
12
Your obviously don't know the hassle of going from the breakfast menu to the lunch menu for many restaurants.
Though it is good to see that if they were not offereing what you wanted you left.
To write a IA on this?
Ooooohhhh, poor poor baby.
If eggs and bacon are in such hot demand at the place and you just can't stand the thought of not experiencing it, then get your ass up earlier from your hangover.
13
am pretty sure they applied the Management Reserve Right of Admission on this one.
14
Elmer's Ass Hat would be a great name for a restaurant.
15
Thank you for the generalization about Portlander's IA. Bonus points for more unneeded derogatory remarks about the suburbs of Portland. I doubt the establishment is really upset you left. You might want to consider the advice of post #6. Or #5. Or you could write a whiny IA about it next time.
16
How does a Diner "look like they serve breakfast all day"?