This Week in the Mercury

Last Action Heroes

Film

Last Action Heroes

For the Love of God, Please See This Movie


Christmas Day Dining

Food and Drink

Christmas Day Dining

Where to Go for Christmas Day Dinner



Thursday, March 1, 2012

Don’t Ya’ll Git It?!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 6:51 PM

Sure, I wear a bright orange construction vest when I'm out in public, but gosh darn it, don't ya'll have enough tact not to stare? And whilst I wear this bright orange vest, I just might have my bright rainbow wig on, but I'd really appreciate it if ya'll would not notice it. I wear it for me...for my own private amusement. And yes, when I'm out and about, wearing my bright orange construction vest and bright rainbow wig, I'm atop a very tall bicycle that is painted a variety of whimsical colors. BUT! I would really fucking like it if you didn't fucking look at me! Dear lord, can't anyone use the world as their own fucking fishbowl anymore without the other fish fucking noticing anymore? Gawd.

Comments (9)

Showing 1-9 of 9

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-9 of 9

Comments are closed.

Most Commented on I, Anonymous

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy