The other night you told me and my friend off in that condescendingly friendly way so unique to Portland. You believed we had cut you in line, when in fact you were waiting in another line when a new register opened up. You then preceded to tell us to "be careful next time" when getting in a grocery line. What the hell man?! You can't reserve a place in line that doesn't exist yet. Take your self-righteous advice and shove it up your tight ass. I would have said something as such but I was so dumbfounded by your snobby gall.
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