dear douchebag,

i was biking up ne going after a day of work into the sunset, you decided to casually roll through a stop sign in your ugly-ass suv type gas guzzling truck to make up for your small dick because you don't even have a brain. maybe you just forgot about your heart and that i'm a person since you decided to give me the finger when i had the right of way, especially since i was riding my bike ass hole. next time take the time to actually follow the rules and go love yourself dickface.