I don't know how I turned out this way. If you had told me in high school I'd be a petty thief I would have laughed. Or that I had a drinking problem. Or that I'd cheat on my girlfriend. Or that I would be fat. I had big dreams and I knew how to accomplish them. I was a good person. So I thought back then. Those dreams died. I turned out the be petty filth.
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