Hey you piece of shit who smashed out my bathroom window while I was on my honeymoon, stole my husband's bike, trashed my bathroom and stole that package off my coffee table. I really hope you are enjoying that handmade baby quilt, knitted baby sweater and stuffed penguin that were in that package you stole. I am sure you are enjoying them more than my newborn nephew ever could.
Baby Sweater Burglar
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