This Week in the Mercury

Character Count

Books

Character Count

More Names Than a High School Yearbook


Art Invasion

Feature

Art Invasion

The Time-Based Art Festival Achieves Liftoff



Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Baby Sweater Burglar

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 12:21 AM

Hey you piece of shit who smashed out my bathroom window while I was on my honeymoon, stole my husband's bike, trashed my bathroom and stole that package off my coffee table. I really hope you are enjoying that handmade baby quilt, knitted baby sweater and stuffed penguin that were in that package you stole. I am sure you are enjoying them more than my newborn nephew ever could.

Comments

Showing 1-1 of 1

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-1 of 1

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy