So I'm having beers with some friends discussing my housing situation (Yes they did leave. Oliver is OK). The thing is, says my friend, Mark..."We have to one up them. You put on a dominatrix outfit. I'll put on a collar and you have me on a leash. I'll put a pig nose on. We will all be in your room making a lot of noise and I'll be banging on the walls "Yeah", says Lori, throwing her chest forward towards the table, "and I'll come out hopping in a bunny suit"..."Hop, hop hop...all around your living room". "Then when they come out, we will just be like, "Hey do you want some coffee?"
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