I am feeling very angry so my options are:
1. Drive around Portland in rush hour and flip people off who are getting in my way.
2. Try to run over bikers.
3. Get really drunk.
3. Find an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend and stalk them.
5. Read I Anonymous and write mean comments about other people's writing or tell them they are stupid.
Get it out people. Get it out.
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