I just want to thank the former owner of the cat I adopted this week. It's easy to frown on people who give up their pets, but judging by the wonderful and very expensive care package you left for him, I think you must have been pretty sad to give your friend up. But I promise to take good care of your Sonic and keep him in only the finest of catnips. He really is a sweet boy.
From A Freshly Minted Cat Lady
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