Somehow you feel justified in the belief that because I have premarital sex I could not take good care of your daughter. It's great to know that you have spent time imagining me being so absorbed in "loud sex" that I can't do my job. Yes. That's right. I just fuck all day and night.
How you even know that I am sexually active is a mystery to me. How it is up to you to apply your personal moral code to my life is an even greater mystery.
As a "Christian" you let me know that your daughter wouldn't want to be around a sinner like me. You said if she could speak for herself she would express this- because she was raised a Christian.
Allow me to speculate:
If your daughter could speak for herself I have a feeling she would tell you to fuck off.
Because you scared away the only person who has bothered to love her for the past year.
Because you don't spend any time with her.
Because you resemble the offspring of a sweaty pig and a beaver.
I hope you come across this when you are secretly, ashamedly flipping through the escort section, judging all the sinners you want to screw.
I hope you read this and take a holy crap in your god-loving pants.
Maybe you can summon your buddy Jesus to swoop down and slime me with his wrath- I'm sure you're high on his "nice" list. Wait, that's Santa.
I will not be spoken to that way. Not by you or anyone.
I hope you can forgive me for saying this, but you are not a Christian. You are a bigot. An intolerable, aggressive, judgmental, ignorant bigot. Asshole.
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