It was Good in 1st Grade & It’s Still Good Today

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Written by the same person who wrote the IA "where have all the flowers gone"?
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plagiarizing Garrison Keillor, again?
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no, garrison makes sense.....
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this is the best IA ever.....April fool! it actually sucks
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"Hello, this is Fabian. Do you have any teen-age daughters?"
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(...) sheets on the bed to surprise your sweetie? - I don't surprise no goddamn innanimate objects.

NO candy. For the last time.
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I laughed. Take my wife.......PLEASE!
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Surprised you didn't mention if the had Prince Albert in a can...