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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dear Fucking Portland

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 10:03 PM

Why the fuck is it so damn hard to say hello? If it is really that damn difficult to muster up a greeting, what about a simple glance with your eyeballs in my direction, just to acknowledge that we are two similar beings occupying a similar space, that otherwise seems to be unoccupied? If we were somewhere awesomely urban like Manhattan or somewhere, shoulder-to-shoulder all the damn time, I don't give a fuck if you acknowledge my existence. But when I am strolling down NE 15th St between Prescott and Fremont and we are the only living beings walking the sidewalk at the same damn time, why is it that you pretend so hardly to pretend to ignore my being before you? It's hella transparent, and so outdated, and stupidly boring. I know you are shy, and insecure, and this is the only way that you know—I know it all cause I've been there too—but what if we all just fucking GREW UP and said hello!?

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