Btw, what the fuck is a party favor? That was the last question I posed in an email exchange last summer with a lady I'll refer to as nancy. She had a W4M ad in the casual encounter section of CL.
Im not the greatest looking guy and the dry spell was pretty unbearable. Mix that with booze and porn and you got yourself a fatso driving out to Gresham to fuck a fatty( I've never met).
I show up. Kids are at their dads. The place smells like sugar and mold. We have nothing in common but our height. I bring 20 dollar champagne, beers, some white, and a viagra. I need the pill as nancy is butter face.. We get loaded and start dryhumping on couch. Moments later we're butt naked and nancy starts making weird groaning noises. Noises that begin to ruin it. Big time. We give it another go and kinda pull it off but now, post ejact, I'm bummed. The smells. The heat. The pictures on the walls on my way to the pisser.
Nancy, if you read this, sorry. I tried the wrong door and ended up in the garage which led to the yard and then my car. I hope you found a good home for my shoes.
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