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Friday, April 13, 2012
Dear Irresponsible Goat Owner
Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Apr 13, 2012 at 1:12 PM
You are an asshole! I know you have to realize that your goat is bAAAAHHHH-ing CONTINUOUSLY from sun up to sun down. The noises are sad and pitiful and are made even more so by the way the poor thing stares at your door looking for someone to interact with it. I'm no goat whisperer but even I know that goats are HERD ANIMALS. Meaning they like to be around other goats. Your goat is lonely, you stupid dickchunk! Pay attention to it, get it a friend or give it to someone who won't leave it alone ALL DAY LONG. Its mournful goaty cries are giving me, and probably the rest of your neighbors, a serious case of the sads.
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