To the British tourist who I slapped; to the lady who I freaked the shit out of down on east burnside, to the poor bastard who's car i attempted to climb into, and most importantly, to the patrons of Belmont’s coolest bar (the Vern)... what can I say? I had some weird reaction involving an SSRI drug I recently started. oh and the cabbie too, sorry man. i love this town's vibe more than anything, and i violated it. i beg y'all if you are taking any SSRi to not drink excessively, it can get fucked!
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