You were at the Tube last Friday looking the part of a bad-ass. All tatted up, mean muggin, scabs etc.
You guys tried to talk some shit with my group outside. You got up in my friends face and had me scared for him.
You pushed him and then all hell broke loose. He went to town on your face and proceeded to beat you down.
I went into shock and started laughing. My buddy, who is small and kinda slower, taking you apart as you swung wildly like a little boy. We had to pull him off you.
Your face was a mess and your carabiner poke a hole in your hip when you fell on it. Tough guy? Hmmmph!
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