Don't stare at me like I don't belong on your block! I was here before you, bitch! Don't think I don't notice you sneering over those fake Groucho Marx glasses and your bullish septum ring. You're like that CSS song "Art Bitch", you're not an artist, you're not unique. You're an art bitch. You look like every other Buffalo Exchange white girl on our block. Ugh. Grow the fuck up or GTFO.
Another Hipster Girl Rant
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