You know what? Fuck you. Some of us are trying to sleep. I don't care if you need to be up at dawn. I DON'T. I don't go to sleep when the sun sets. I go to sleep at 11:00 like normal people.
But every fucking morning you wake me up at 6:00 am with your banging around and total lack of consideration.
FUCK YOU WOODPECKER.
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