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Friday, May 18, 2012
DUCK!
Posted by Anonymous on Fri, May 18, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I hope you enjoy living Duck, because swerving to avoid your quacky ass this morning cost me one rear view mirror and a car insurance nightmare.
I hope you lead a fine, feathery life, and produce many many ducklings. I also hope that your ducklings have far more sense to not walk across a road during rush hour traffic.
Preserve your species, man.
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